Unusual Christmas Gift Ideas For Bizarre Readers !

Pay day's coming up, so here's some amazing crap to spaff all your cash on. Bravo!
Because everyone needs more things. Especially things that taste of bacon. Check out some of the unusual Christmas gifts which are specially contributed to the Bizarre Readers :) Hope you like it !!

Victim Ring : Sterling silver finger candy from one of Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx’s favourite ranges. Designed to leave an imprint reading ‘VICTIM’ in anything you punch….like wax letter seals, or fondant cupcake icing. Obv.

Price : $28.35 USD [ Approx ]

Source : Femmemetale

Word PadLock : A combination padlock that uses letter codes instead of hard-to-remember numbers. Great for holiday luggage, securing your clothes after you’ve changed at a fetish club, or for performers keeping cases of expensive costumes backstage. Hint: ‘F**K’, ‘C**K’, and ‘T*TS’ are way too easy to guess.

Price : $11 USD

Source : Handpickedcollection

Modern Penny Farthing : For added retro fun, simply remove the saddle.

Price : $787 USD

Source : iwantoneofthose

Cuff links : As recommended by Bizarre’s resident Aped Crusader, Here "F" means F**K & "ME" means of course you :)

Price : $23.67 USD

Source : Christophersimpson

Nerdy T-Shirts : Le geek, c’est chic.

Price : $31.48 USD

Source : MoreTvicar

QR Code Temporary Tattoos : Mark yourself as someone’s property or encode data onto your skin with these tatts. The QR encrypted designs can be scanned with a camera phone to reveal a customised website address, phone number, or short message.

Price : $3.11 USD for Six

Source : Barcodeart

Coffin Wedding Ring Case : Getting divorced? Closing the lid on a dead marriage? Bury your ring in this titchy casket. Shame they don’t make bigger ones for your ex-spouse’s decapitated head.

Price : $30.77 USD

Source : WeddingRingCoffin

Bacon Envelop : Send letters sealed with a meaty kiss – the lickable adhesive on these envelopes tastes just like a crispy rasher of piggy-wig.

Price : $7.18 USD for 25 Pieces

Source : BaconSalt

Note : Leave us some of your Ideas too via comments we will try to include it in this article to make it a completely crappy gifts .

World's Weirdest Road Signs

SIGNS urging people not to lick windows and for drivers to use discretion when undressing among world's wackiest.

What's lurking beneath the murky water in China's Wanhuaxi Park?

Hold on to your essentials in Africa.

This sign is located near a dive site - and a children's park - in England.

Beware of the crocs at Sydney Aquarium.

An interesting warning in Hervey Bay.

St Kilda's warning to motorists.

This sign bears a warning against itself.

This sign in Napanee, Canada, is apparently meant to say 'britches'...but it wouldn't be quite so funny if it did.

You could die in Ohio, but the animals could get sick.

Watch where you sit at Mt Emei in China.

Looks like someone didn't want to stop for this sign in Mykonos.

Watch out for hula-hoopers in Montana.

It's impossible in Spain.

Watch out for the old folks forming a conga line.

This safe pole is located in Melbourne.

Top 10 Bizzare Beast Who Can Protect Us Better !!

Imagine what will happen if all the superheros..like Superman,Batman,Spider man, Wonder Woman are out from their 'save the World' job and some weird, powerful alien come to attack our World !!

Who Will save us?

Jeff Rovin, author of the Illustrated Encyclopedia of Cartoon Animals, brings you the 10 most bizarre animal superheroes who are very friendly to human and have the power to protect the world. They are very funny and they are all pretty weird also.
1. Captain Carrot:A super-powered bunny from another dimension -- he can "bunny hop" great heights, among many other powers -- this DC Comics character from the 1980s is the leader of the Zoo Crew, which includes the speedy turtle Fastback, magician kitten Alley-Kat-Abra, the stretchable Rubberduck, and the magnetically charged Yankee Poodle.

2. Batfink:It was probably inevitable: a crime fighting bat. No, not a batman but an actual winged rodent. In addition to super-sonar, the 1960s animated TV character possessed martial arts skills and, of course, he could fly. Oh, and he drove around in the Batillac, which was actually a Volkswagen.

3. Fearless Fly:Another animated TV character from the 1960s, this bad bug was timid Hiram Fly who dons supersonic glasses to become the costumed Fearless Fly -- who can fly faster than light and has super-strength. Super for a fly, anyway.

4. Wonder Wart-Hog:The winner by a snout! By swallowing a power pill, this underground comics character from the 1960s turns into a super powered wart hog. When he isn't fighting crime, he wears a human mask and poses as reporter Philbert Desenex.

5. Beppo the Super Monkey:Jor-El may have been a great Kryptonian scientist, but when he sent his son Kal-El toEarth as a baby he didn't notice that a monkey stowed away on the rocket ship. On earth, the wiry Beppo has the same powers as his master Superman. The monkey is a member of the Legion of Super-Pets along with Krypto (who was sent to earth in a test rocket), Comet the Super-Horse (a centaur who was turned all-horse by a wizard), and Streaky the Super-Cat (who gets superpowers from the mysterious X-Kryptonite).

6. Alien Ducklings:These comic book heroes from the 1980s are actually alien beings who land on a farm and,assuming that water fowl are the dominant species, use most of their energy to assume duck forms. One of them has enough power left over to become the costumed Aquaduck, who possesses super powers thanks to a psychic link with the metawaves of fish. Whatever that means.

7. Spider-Ham:More than 20 years before Homer Simpson got his pet Spider-Pig, Marvel Comics published the adventures of Peter Porker, a walking, talking pig version of Spider-Man. Also appearing in the strip were the ferocious Hulk Bunny, Deerdevil -- the Cloven-hooved Mammal Without Fear -- Croctor Strange, and Nick Furry, Agent of S.H.E.E.P., among others.

8.Congorilla:This 1950s DC comic book character is actually explorer-ecologist Congo Bill who, for trying to save the life of a witch doctor, is given a ring that allows him to transfer his brain,
for one hour at a time, into the body of the tribe's deity, a golden gorilla.

9.Ace the Bat Hound:Ace is Batman's German shepherd, who the Caped Crusader rescued from drowning. There's actually a little rig in the Bat cave so this comic book canine can slip into his black mask and bat-symbol collar.

10.Dynomutt:The bumbling pooch sidekick to the superhero Blue Falcon, the 1970s cartoon hero is described as "stronger than a train with a so-so brain...scare less, a little too careless." His powers derive from a strength power pack in his belt.







Source:Raderon line

Top 10 Scariest Zombie Films Ever

After studying a selection of classic movies and models used to calculate the effects of pandemics the University of Ottawa researchers concluded that civilization would probably be wiped out.

1.White Zombie (1932) – Directed by Victor Halperin – A young man turns to a witch doctor to lure the woman he loves away from her fiancé, but instead turns her into a zombie slave.

2.Night of the Living Dead (1968).– Directed by George A Romero – A group of people hide in a farmhouse after something causes the recently deceased to rise from the grave and feed on the living.

3.Dawn of the Dead (1978).– Directed by George A Romero – Following an ever-growing epidemic of zombies that have risen from the dead, two Philadelphia SWAT team members, a traffic reporter, and his television-executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall.

4.Evil Dead II (1987) – Directed by Sam Raimi – A man takes his girlfriend to a remote cabin where they find a tape-recorder which contains a recitation of the Book of the Dead. When they play it back the spell calls up an evil force in the woods which turns the girl and a number of other visitors into zombies.

5.Army of Darkness (1992) – Directed by Sam Raimi – A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.

6.Braindead (1992) – Directed by Peter Jackson – A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, then comes back to life as a zombie, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbours.

7.Dellamorte Dellamore.(1994) – Directed by Michele Soavi – About the guardian of a cemetery in Italy who destroys corpses as they rise from their tombs.

8.Bio Zombie (1998) – Directed by Wilson Yip – A soft drink tainted with bio-chemicals has the power to turn people into flesh-eating zombies.

9.28 Days Later (2002) – Directed by Danny Boyle – Four weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary as they try to run from victims who have turned into zombie-like psychopaths.

10.Shaun of the Dead (2004) – Directed by Edgar Wright – A man decides to turn his dead-end life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.

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Top 20 Things You Didn't Know About ... Genius !

Top 20 Things You Didn't Know About ... Genius

How do the Nobel Prize winners get so damn smart?

1. The latest winners of the Nobel Prizes -- the big kahuna of genius awards -- will be announced October 5 this year. Were you nominated? To find out, you’ll have to either win or wait 50 years, which is how long the Nobel committee keeps secret the list of also-rans.

2. Nyah, nyah. William Shockley, who won the 1956 Nobel in physics for inventing the transistor, was excluded as a child from a long-term study of genius because his IQ score wasn’t high enough.

3. History repeated itself in 1968 when Luis Alvarez won a Nobel for his work on elementary particles. He had been excluded from the same research program as Shockley. Who set up that study, anyway?

4. The genius study was created in 1928 by Louis Terman at Stanford University, who pioneered the use of IQ tests to identify geniuses, defined by him as those with an IQ greater than 140.

5. None of the children (known as “Termites”) in the study has won a Nobel.

6. Still smart, though: Termite Jess Oppenheimer invented the TelePrompTer, and Norris Bradbury headed the Los Alamos National Laboratory.

7. Many 19th- and 20th-century creative geniuses acquired a reputation for promiscuity. Examples include Richard Feynman, Albert Einstein and Bertrand Russell.

8. One theory suggests that male geniuses are unusually endowed with enthusiasm for risk-taking, which is notoriously testosterone-linked.

9. In 1981 Shockley and eugenicist Robert Klark Graham cofounded the Repository for Germinal Choice in Southern California, a sperm bank dedicated to selling the seed of Nobel Prize winners and other men with a high I.Q.

10. Graham died in 1997. The Repository for Germinal Choice closed in 1999.

11. Being a genius is no guarantee of financial security. A recent study at the Ohio State University Center for Human Resource Research showed that baby boomers with average and low IQs were just as good at saving money as those with high IQs.

12. Albert Einstein is said to have lost most of his Nobel money in bad investments. Anyone can do that.

13. Hans Asperger, an Austrian pediatrician, identified what is now called Asperger’s syndrome: a form of autism marked by intense absorption in a very narrow range of special interests.

14. Asperger believed that there is a link between mathematical and scientific genius and his syndrome, claiming that "for success in science and art, a dash of autism is essential."

15. Sometimes stereotypes are accurate. Norbert Wiener, who invented the field of cybernetics, was the prototype of the absent-minded genius.

16. Once, Weiner forgot he’d driven to a conference, took the bus home, and then reported his car stolen when he didn’t see it in his driveway.

17. In the 1990s Bell Labs found that its most valued and productive electrical engineers were not those endowed with genius but those who excelled in rapport, empathy, cooperation, persuasion and the ability to build consensus.

18. Too much partying? In 2007 researchers at Kyoto University pitted chimpanzees against college students in three memory-based intelligence tests. The highest-scoring chimp beat all the students in the first test, tied with a few in the second test and reigned again in the third.

19. Try pitting him against the chimp. Alex, a gray parrot who died last September at age 31, has been widely billed as the smartest bird ever. Alex could identify 50 objects, seven colors and shapes and quantities of up to six.

20. You, too, can be a genius (maybe). Scientists at the University of Sydney and Macquarie University in Australia say intelligence can be boosted, at least in the short term, by a daily dose of 5 milligrams of creatine, a compound found in muscle tissue.

Source : 1. encarta.msn.com , 2. Wikipedia.org

World's Most Bizzare Sculptures In Public Places

Maddeningly bizarre, "cast in stone" - so people will have to live with it!

We have to say right away: we love these wicked additions to urban landscape - the weirder the better, less boring gray expanses and zombie-spawning parking lots! But we have to ask ourselves, what sort of oxygen these artists were inhaling, and what sort of psychedelic lunch they were eating before going on with something like this (see more than 30 examples below, some maybe slightly nsfw!). 

We number each sculpture, and let you vote in the comments which one is the most unforgettable, disturbing and bizarre! As for me, I am going to erect a metal scarecrow on the roof of my building to scare off police helicopters, or build a nutty shrine for squirrels in my backyard, all the while fighting off local zombing...er, "zoning" by-law enforcers.

Should we start with the SuperLambBanana? Sure! -

1. Liverpool, England

2. People, shot full of holes, appropriately across L.A. Police Department.

3. A little overweight, Erevan, Armenia

4. San Jose, Costa Rica.

5. "Unfinished City of Pittsburgh Water and Sewer Project

6. The Lady Fish, San Francisco

7. Disabled statue on Trafalgar Square in London

8. Finger sculpture, similar to "Le Pouce" one, in France

9. City of Wilmington's tribute to the 1898 Wilmington Race Riot

10. "The Angel of the North" in Gateshead, England

11. Happy in Chattanooga, Tennessee 

12. Skull involved in non-traditional activity, Prague

13. Nameless example somewhere in Russia

14. Don't come close :)

15. Armenia, Erevan

16. Nazgul is spotted in Prague, the same one sits in Salzburg, Austria

17. Instead of surveillance camera...

18. David Cerny's classic "Pissing Men", Prague

19. Monument to Franz Kafka, Prague

20. Heavenly angel, resting... Prague again

21. Chattanooga, Tennessey 

22. Petrozavodsk, Republic of Karelia, Russia

23. A guy and a horse melting into a blob - but rather, this is Baron Münchhausen, pulling himself up;

24. Watering problem solved, Wateringen, Holland 

25. Resting from trouble, in Moscow 

26. More Russian characters

27. A Street Sweeper, by Tzereteli 

28. Try to sit on this bench (street art by Brad Downey)

29. ...in the meantime something big and round is getting ready to fall; Barcelona, Spain

30. Turin, Italy

31. Illustration to the "Fox and Crow" fable by Krylov 

32. A kiss in Kharkov, Ukraine

33. A fat, fat pigeon, Raffle Place, Singapore 

34. Ear creature in Cologne, Germany

35. Buddies, in Cheltenham, England 

36. Some parenting angst, in Vigelands Park, Oslo - Norway

37. Holey umbrella in Minsk, Belarus

38. Bathers in Singapore 

39. Flying families, Moscow...

40. and overturned horses (by David Cerny, Prague) 

41. Urban guys resting

42. and working... in Stockholm, Sweden, right outside Berzelii Park

43. Statue in Hungary, definitely having issues...

44. Steampunk character, "Birth Machine Baby" by H. R. Giger

45. Spectacular urban "fountain" in Karlsruhe, Germany

46. Bicycle in concrete, in Sarajevo.

47. FDR Memorial in Washington, DC 

48. Downtown Salt Lake City, showing "Survival of the Fattest"

49. Anatomy lesson in Manhattan

50. These ones are classics... Melbourne, Australia

51. Los Angeles, California

52. These are probably less known: "Cry in the Wilderness" in Minsk

53. and playful sculptures, unknown location 

54. Lenin having a break from politics

55. Mermaid milking herself, Bologna, Italy

56. and a guy, not really having a brain, looks like...

57 . This is an entirely different kind of street art (Germany), simply brilliant !!

58. Some metamorphosis, unknown

59. Square head in meditation, in Nice, France 

This is only a first part of projected (truly monumental) series, so send us tips and images of whatever sculptural weirdness you spotted in public places !

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