The Best Nonsense Money Can Buy !

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The best nonsense money can buy!

Self potrait Doll

Price : £123

Have a ‘Mini Me’ action figure made of yourself! We got one done for Bizarre art director Dave Kelsall, but he insisted on pulling kooky cross-eyed faces in the photos we sent to the sculptor, so his doll looks 82 per cent Dave, 18 per cent Sloth from The Goonies. “Hey, You Guuuys!”

Metallica Lullaby CD

Price : £12.95

The sky is beginning to ‘Fade To Black’, but getting your baby to sleep is like ‘Pulling Teeth’. Stick on this CD of Metallica tracks played on bells and harps, and ta-da! ‘Enter Sandman’.

Knuckleduster Mug

Price : £11.99

When it’s brass monkeys outside you’ll be glad of a warming brew from this cup, with its handle shaped like brass knuckles. Alternatively, you could fill it with punch.

Kate Bush T-shirt

Price : £19.99

The Mighty Bush was years ahead of her time. If only she’d been US president instead of that other Bush, the last eight years could have been more ‘Wuthering Heights’ and less ‘blathering shite’.

Ben Westwood Lunch Box

Price : £24.99

A saucy sarnie holder decorated with sordid snaps by designer Vivienne’s erotic photographer son. Bizarre suggests you pack a couple of phallic veggies and a nicely tossed salad.

Barbed Wire Leather Rose

Price : £24.95

Got a fetish for the aroma of leather, but find it hard to explain why you keep getting caught sniffing driving gloves in Halfords? It’s totally acceptable to smell flowers,

so buy this cow-skin rose and inhale away. Just be careful with those spikes.

God Lager

Price : £1.49

This divine dark Swedish beer is the perfect tipple for hungover dyslexics who need “hair

of the god”. When they remember that, after downing seven of these the night before, they dry-humped a bollard, then pissed in the fridge, remind them God works in mysterious ways.

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The Amazing Real Life Spider-Man ..Is It A Fake ??!

Hanging on ... the incredible Spider-Man’s skills

REAL life Spider-Man Jyothi Raj has the amazing ability of being able to stick to a wall — UPSIDE DOWN.

The daredevil climber is a hero in India wowing crowds by scaling heights of up to 300ft without a harness.

Wowing the crowds ... climber Jyothi Raj

Tourists flock to see the former construction worker's death-defying feats at the Chitradurga Fort in Karnataka, in the west of the country.

The 22-year-old discovered his climbing ability four years ago working on one of the county's notoriously dangerous building sites.

Standing out ... real life Spidey in action

Agility

And after teaching himself by watching monkeys climb trees, Jyothi has enhanced his dazzling agility using stunts from his favourite films.

He even copies some of Spider-Man's best moves, hanging upside down and jutting out at a 90 degree angle.

Jyothi said: "I began to climb for fun at the weekends and came to the famous fort here at Chitradurga to entertain the crowds, especially on Sundays.

"I love to see their faces when I position myself upside down and hear them holding their breath for my safety.

"My ability to see the foothold that others can't is proof to me that I was born to climb.

"My strength and hand speed are the tools that set me apart from other climbers."

He added: "These climbs go up to 300ft.

"They are physically testing and dangerous, but I want to move on and climb buildings and mountains."

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Dad Bites Out Child's Eye ??!!

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD California boy may be permanently blinded after his father bit out one of his eyes and mutilated the other.

Police told The Bakersfield Californian Angel Vidal Mendoza, 34, appeared to be under the influence of the drug PCP when he attacked the boy on April 28.

They said Mr Mendoza later rolled his wheelchair outside and began hacking at his own legs with an axe.

Angelo Mendoza Junior told police, "My daddy ate my eyes"...

Doctors at Mercy Hospital said it is unclear whether Angelo will regain vision in his right eye.

The boy's mother wasn't home at the time..

Mr Mendoza is due in court on Thursday charged with mayhem, torture and child cruelty.

Crazy Man Covered By Bees .. OMG??!!

Persistence of each Chinese character may show differently. This, for example, dressed in the bee. At the same time and on clothing in a crisis saved. But, is that man is crazy !! OMG !!

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What shall You Do ? If Your Boss Comes And Tell You This Year No Bonus, Leave Cut, Pay Cut ?

Well, we have gone through lot of information's and all those silly stuffs ... now the time has came to refresh yourself ;)

SUPPOSE UR BOSS COMES AND TELL YOU THIS YEAR NO BONUS, NO INCREMENT, LEAVE CUT, PAY CUT?

WHAT SHALL YOU DO??

AND IF STILL NOTHING HAPPENS WHAT TO DO????



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10 Best April Fool's Hoaxes

1. In 1957 the BBC's Panorama news programme announced that due to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in and many called the BBC asking how they could grow their own spaghetti tree.

2. In 1977 The Guardian newspaper published a special seven-page supplement devoted to San Serriffe, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A series of articles described the geography and culture of the fictional nation, prompting hundreds of calls from readers seeking information about the idyllic holiday destination.

3. In 1980 the BBC reported that Big Ben was to be given a digital readout, in order to keep up with the times. The announcement received a huge response from listeners shocked and angered by the proposed change.

4. In 1989 Richard Branson, the entrepreneur, landed a hot-air balloon on the outskirts of London, which had been made up to look like a flying saucer. Thousands of motorists reported seeing the supposed UFO causing police to rush to the scene only to discover that it was an elaborate hoax devised by the businessman to promote Virgin Records.

5. Last year, the BBC announced that it had captured footage of flying Adélie penguins, while filming near the Antarctic for its natural history series Miracles of Evolution. The report was accompanied by a video clip of the hoax creatures, which became one of the most viewed videos on the internet. Presenter Terry Jones explained that, instead of huddling together to endure the Antarctic winter, these penguins took to the air and flew thousands of miles to the rainforests of South America where they "spend the winter basking in the tropical sun".

6. In 1998 the fast-food chain Burger King published a full-page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new Whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper, but that they were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. It was reported that thousands of customers fell for the prank and began specifying left or right hand versions of the burger when visiting its restaurants.

7. In 1986 thousands of French citizens were outraged after The Parisien reported that an agreement had been signed to dismantle the Eiffel Tower and have it reconstructed in the Euro Disney theme park.

8. In 2004, the BBC Radio 4's Today programme announced that the traditional theme tune to The Archers was to be scrapped in favour of a new electronic version by Brian Eno.

9. In 1976, Patrick Moore told Radio 2 listeners that, at precisely 9.47am that day, an unusual alignment of the planets would lessen the Earth's gravitational pull, so that anyone who jumped in the air would feel a strange floating sensation. Hundreds phoned in to say they had experienced the phenomenon.

10. In 1994, BMW continued its tradition of running hoax adverts on April Fool's by touting the latest advancement for its cars – pivoting convex lasers mounted in front of each wheel to melt ice and snow on the road.
Special thanks : http://www.telegraph.co.uk

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Stupid Girl Playing With Her Life !

Russian teens have now found a new fun. They dare trains.

This is needed to be done fast, because if one is appearing before the train too long before and machinist could see him and start breaking, so they run on the rails just before the train so he couldn’t start breaking and fell down on the rails, then the train moves above the person at his maximum speed, just a few inches from his head and back.

Russian teen girls seem to go for this too. This is really a desperate activity taken by this damn teen with her life .... But Is it a Real Or A Fake ?? !! whatever am speechless !! check out some cool pics one after other.

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Geek Costumes

EVERYONE loves a good costume party but when you come dressed-up like these people, you are bound to turn heads. Check out the list of geek costumes and tell us what you like the most... :)

iGeek ... triumphantly holding his "Best Costume" trophy, Mr. iPod comes complete with a set of headphones for your listening pleasure.

Packing it in ... an homage to the classics, two party revellers decide to go as Mr and Mrs Pacman.

Their hobbies include eating pac-dots, maze-exploration and ghost-hunting .

Off his Facebook ... this costume takes Facebook addiction to a whole new level.

Complete with a status update, personal information and display photo, Charles Repp even allowed party-goers to write on his wall .

Out of range ... Mr. iPod had some competition from Mr. Mobile, complete with Google Maps and an old-school external antenna.

Cube up ... with two turns of the puzzle, this Rubik's cube is one of the easiest ever built. If only real cubes were this easy.

What a toolbar ... the magic wand won't make this costume change .

Most viewed ... these two give a new name "Broadcast Yourself". But with only three and half stars each, the videos they posted must not have been that good.

Perfect fit ... memories of 8-bit fun come flooding back as this Tetris team emulate the gaming classic.

There he go ... flailing arms, thrusting hips and loud choruses of "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time" will ensure that you will be the centre of attention at any party.

That, or dressing as a giant banana.

Serious robot ... you know you are in deep trouble when an angry cardboard robot stares you down .

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