1. AIG Executive
You'll need a fluffy robe and a respectable manicure.
--Clay facial mask
--AIG "Hi My Name Is..." sticker badge
2. Cowboy Capitalism
Dress up in a business suit but with a cowboy hat and boots. Sport a black eye.
--Adult beverage in a brown bag
3. Dow Jones Industrial Average
Paint a large piece of cardboard with a downward plunging arrow and write "DJIA" across your chest.
--A teddy bear
--A case of the shakes
4. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
A guy and a gal dress up as drunken sailors in the style of Raggedy Ann and Andy.
--Bottles of booze
5. Financial Bailout
Gear up in red and gold as the Hammer and Sickle Superhero. You'll need: a headband, tights and a cape.
--A bucket labeled $700 billion and stuffed with cash.
6. Golden Parachute
Put on a jumpsuit (preferably gold). Then spray-paint a trash bag gold and attach parachute strings.
--Affix giant dollar sign to chest
--Safety goggles or golden superhero mask, depending on taste
--Play money tucked into belt and pockets.
7. Lehman CEO Dick Fuld
Climb into your Skeletor costume. Put on a golden parachute.
--"Blame the Shorts" button
8. Mortgage-Backed Security
Strap a small, plastic child's play house on your back.
--Wrap two bike chains across your chest
--Makeup to turn face black and blue
9. Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson
Get a sharp looking suit, bald cap, rimless spectacles.
--Assistant Secretary Neel Kashkari "mini me" doll.
10. Underwater Mortgage
Make a diorama of a house with a hole in the bottom for your head. Paint fish and furniture floating in the windows. Wear a snorkel and diving mask
--Life preserver labeled "foreclosure relief plan"
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